圣诞夜惊魂

沙漠里长不出牡丹，大草原也不养仙人掌。

各行如隔山啊！

万圣节的人装的礼物是人头，剪出的纸花是蜘蛛，麋鹿亦是骷髅，真正美好的圣诞树在阴间不过转瞬即逝，它不属于这里，就像杰克不属于圣诞节。

他费劲心思为他人带来快乐，人们不会放鞭炮欢迎，而是炮火想加，不是自己世界的人，是没有办法和谐相处的，即使你有无尽的奉献。

即使粉身碎骨，帮他拾起残肢的是幽灵犬，为他哭泣悲伤的也只有那些只会吓人的妖怪，他只属于万圣节，他只是南瓜王。

既然，只是南瓜王，那就做一个足够吓人的南瓜王吧。

放弃那些我们无法共同的世界，

在自己的世界发光。

最基础的步骤，我们要学习Jack写公式的方法。因为A good formalism is half the job!

Jack的所用的数学符号不是我们这个世界所熟悉的数学符号。所以，我们必须用我们世界的工业化、数字化的方式复刻这些神秘而优雅的符号：

Jack's Formalism

经过本闹钟的不懈努力，终于在圣诞节前夕完成了这项造福人类的壮举：使用LaTeX自动生成Jack's Formalism:

Digitization of Jack's Formalism

在此本闹钟将其源代码公布如下，希望能够方便后人更加优雅地过圣诞节：

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% Copyright (c) 2020 Xiao Naozhong

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